As this month wound to a close, I thought it would be funny to stage a meeting with Al in order to evaluate the efficacy of No Negativity November.
Earlier this evening, I approached him with an administrative-looking clipboard and set my phone on a nearby table. “It’s time to debrief,” I told him.
“What do you mean? Debrief about what?”
“It’s very official.”
“You’re still in your sweatpants.”
“Absolutely,” I said. “Now, I’m going to record this interview, okay? I will report this verbatim.”
He played along. I knew he would. I also knew he had exactly zero idea what was going on, as he doesn’t read my blog. Luckily, he seemed amused. I pressed record. Continue reading